Baking Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt Unisex Hoodie, Ladies, Youth, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt, Mug, Mask
Not so scary Halloween gag greeting. Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt this Halloween. It’s grisly and gruesome and not for the faint of heart, but it’s also audaciously clever. Replace the traditional “Cheers” with “Baking because murder is wrong”. Show your passion for perky pies and quick riddles with this clever slogan. Buy this shirt for the shy baker in your life, for humanistic reasons – because murdering someone with their giant, fluffy maw just makes them not as cute. Baking is hard and murder is wrong but not as wrong as pretending to be someone who loves bakery
Variation 1 (Liking/Appreciating):
Baking brings so much joy to people, and watching these videos on The Slice while you’re hunched in the kitchen making another batch of my famous cookies helped pick me up when I was at my worst.
Variation 2 (Commenting):
The best way to bate a man of his sandwich is with cake haters. It’s so difficult deciding what would make the most perfect bait, but they go down way too fast before they can even come back up those stairs with that snack
Baking Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt Information:
100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd2 (180 g/m2))
Tear away label
Runs true to size
This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in every man’s wardrobe.
100% Open end cotton:Environmentally-friendly manufactured cotton that gives thicker vintage feel to the shirt. Long lasting garment suitable for everyday use
Without side seams:Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam:Ribbed knit makes collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder taped:Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and to prevent stretching
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron ; Do not dryclean
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